12/14/12

I Rest My Case

By: Lee Thomas Penn

-Son of-

Thomas Lee Penn

Your honor,

Clare Deslune is loved by fans and critics alike. I draw your attention to her physical features: Clare Deslune stands at 5’ 10”. Clare Deslune has the ideal bust-waist-hip ratio. Clare Deslune has a perfectly symmetrical face. Clare Deslune has an enticing mouth. Clare Deslune does not grow hair on her legs, armpits, or lips.

Please observe: Clare Deslune walks with grace and dignity. See how the air current catches her hair. See how every gentleman in the room is staring at her backside. See how her buttocks shift sensually underneath her designer dress.

Furthermore, Clare Deslune does not defecate, your honor. Clare Deslune does not coat a given toilet bowl in liquid feces. Clare Deslune does not grunt or groan while at her toilet. Clare Deslune does not exhume foul-smelling methane and carbon dioxide that is unpleasant to other patrons of the public restroom. Clare Deslune has no need to wipe her sensual buttocks.

Clare Deslune did not murder her husband, your honor. Clare Deslune is beautiful.